名人实现梦想的故事简短,内容幽默,情节生动有趣

如果你在学习英语的过程中感到无聊，你不妨读一些英语幽默的故事来放松。英语幽默故事简短，内容幽默，情节生动有趣。我相信你也可以在阅读的同时一起学习英语。这一次，小编整理了一个英语幽默故事供您阅读和参考。

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英语幽默故事1

My husband，Michael，a bus driver，was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors.

我丈夫，麦克是一辆公共汽车。有一次，当他正要开一个无人上下车站时，一位乘客喊一位老妇人要上车。麦克把车停在路边，打开了门。

After a minute，Michael saw an elderly woman with a cane crossing the street slowly.

一分钟后，麦克看到一位老太太拄着拐杖慢慢地过马路，朝着车走来。

He waited patiently as she made her way to the bus and climbed the steps.

麦克衬心地等着她来到车旁，走上台阶。While she was looking in her purse for her bus pass，he began to close the doors.”Wait a minute!”she snapped."My mother's coming.”

当老太太打开钱包寻找月票时，麦克想关门，老太太阻止了：等一会儿，我妈妈还在后面！

英语幽默故事2

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

Bernie邀请他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家，Bernie发现，无论问妻子什么问题，Morris每句话前都要加上一些亲密的名字，比如蜜糖，我的爱人，亲爱的，甜心等等。Bernie对Morris你们夫妻真的很亲密，结婚这么多年了，你还叫她这么亲密。”Morris低下头，小声对Bernie说:说实话，三年前我忘了妻子的真名。”

英语幽默故事3

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

两人正穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，冲向他们。 其中一个人从包里拿出一双耐克鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊讶地看着他说：你认为你能穿上它跑过老虎吗？ 他的朋友回答说：我不必跑它，我只需要跑得比你快。

英语幽默故事4

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

一个女孩去拜访她的金发朋友，她最近养了两只狗，所以女孩问：他们叫什么名字？

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

金发朋友说，一个叫Rolex，另一只叫Timex。

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?

女孩说：没有狗叫这个名字。

"HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

“那个……金发朋友说：他们是监视器！

英语幽默故事5

Too Much Pressure

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job，but now I found out the real reason：I’m tired because I’m overworked.The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school，which leaves 48 million to do the work.Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government，leaving 19 million to do the work.2.8 million are in the Armed Forces，which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.At any given time there are 188，000 people in hospitals，leaving 1，212，000 to do the work.Now，there are 1，211，998 people in prisons.That leaves just two people to do the work.You and me.And you’re sitting at the table reading jokes.

压力太大

多年来，我一直感到很累。我把原因归咎于缺乏睡眠和巨大的工作压力。但是，我现在找到了真正的原因：我因为超负荷工作而感到疲倦。我国人口2.37亿。其中1.04亿已退休。工作还剩1.33亿。还有8500万人在上学，只剩下4800万人在工作。还有2900万联邦政府员工，只剩下1900万人，280万人在服兵役，只剩下1620万人在工作。各州和市政府的员工1480万，剩下的140万。但又有18.8万人生病住院，现在只有121.2万人工作。1、211、998人坐牢。只剩下两个人在工作，就是你和我。但是你坐在桌子旁看笑话。

英语幽默故事6

Top 9 Reasons to Study Economics

Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands."

Economists can supply it on demand .

You can talk about money without ever having to make any.

You get to say "trickle down" with a straight face .

Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out .

When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there.

If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE".

Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward , in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue.

When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.

学习经济学的九个原因

经济学家会武术：小心我们的无影手。

经济学家可以回应所有的要求。

你可以夸夸其谈金钱，而不用赚钱。

你可以开始拉着脸说涓滴这个术语。

米克·贾格尔和阿诺德·施瓦辛格都学过经济学，看看他们后来成了什么样的人。

站在失业队伍中，至少你会知道自己为什么失业。

假如重新安排经济学一词中包含的字母，你就会得到小丑的鼻子。

伦理教导我们坚持道德本身就是回报，而我们在经济学中得到的教导是回报本身就是道德。

喝醉了，你可以告诉大家，你只是在体验边际效用递减规律。

英语幽默故事7

Nobel Prize in Economics

Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing.

Or Economics is the only field in which two people can share a Nobel Prize for saying opposing things. Specifically, Myrdal and Hayek shared one.

(A rumor has it that there was a similar case in neuroscience, Golgi and Cajal, maybe economists are not so different!)

诺贝尔经济学奖

两个观点完全不同的人都可以获得诺贝尔奖，这只发生在经济学领域。

或者两个观点完全不同的人可以分享诺贝尔奖，这只发生在经济学领域。具体来说，缪尔达尔和哈耶克就是这样。

(有传言说在神经科学领域也有类似的情况，比如戈尔吉和卡哈尔，所以经济学家可能有那么另类。